Emmy Collins takes a swipe at Monalisa Chinda, AY Makun and Agbani Darego

Monalisa

Monalisa I love this picture and the dress but wait o, what in God`s name is so  interesting about Monalisa that her magazine gotta be all about her? I  heard this magazine is touted to be selling at N5000(£20). Ok,let`s go on a little journey here and see what you get for £20 and then decide if  it is money well spent or money stuffed down the pit. For £20 you  will be either fortunate or unfortunate depending on which angle you  view it from to puke or idolize these images 

Ok, now having sifted through the images, do you guys believe N5k (£20) spent on this magazine is money well spent or money stuffed down the pit toilet? Well, while you are brainstorming on my question, my personal unbiased opinion is  that if you have bought this then you have been mugged aka 419ed,  lol.This ain`t worth more than N1k.

AY Makun

This was the puke-worthy interview allegedly given by AY. I must confess that I`m somewhat flustered considering that my guy is a comedian, so I  don`t know whether to take him seriously or not. The prevalent problem  Nigeria is experiencing at this moment is that of people not realizing  which lane they should stay on because I can`t fathom why AY of all  people would sincerely deem himself to be stylish. Maka  gini,when,why, warrom,say who die nah? 1000 pairs of shoes my  skinny ass.Well, it depends on what he considers as shoes sha. According  to this interview, this bloke is basically afraid of repeating shoes  because people might believe he is broke. Kai,the sort of rubbish that  exits the mouths of the so called role models in Nigeria is very  astounding. To think this dude has fans who might listen to this garbage now and go on to believe that to be cool, you should never re-rock your shoes very worrisome. Wow,wow and wow again. Find below, a few  interesting excerpts from the interview: What fashion item do you love shopping for and can never get enough of?  I love shoes. Though I have over 1000 pairs, I still want to buy more and more. All I need is to find something that I like; it might be something similar to what I have in my closet but I would still buy it.
You have over 1000 pairs of shoes. Do you repeat shoes? Of course, there are shoes that match different attire and suits, so you have to repeat. But I don’t do that often so that people won’t say I am going broke. If you see me repeat a shoe and believe I don’t have any other one and the best you can do is talk about it, I see you as an arm- chair critic. If you have an opportunity to go into my closet, you will be looking for an opportunity to withdraw your statement.

Agbani Darego

 Oh dear,who do we have here?Well it hurts me to say that our former queen  didn`t exactly cover herself in glory as far as fashion is concerned and the blame goes to that I-have-just-been-dragged-through-the-hedge  hairstyle. That she reckoned this will definitely be a hit is extremely  worrisome.However,you can`t touch that face as it is still one of the  prettiest faces I have ever seen.Actually,she was perhaps the only queen I reckon deserved the crown. Wait o, have the bobbies been  riffling through her hair in search of some missing items or what? Poor styling is the ultimate bitch. This is where I knock off this week as I need to catch another flight very  early tomorrow morning.

Emmy Collins takes a swipe at Sen Ita-Giwa,Kelly Rowland and Linda Ikeji

Controversial designer/blogger/celebrity critic, Emmy Collins, has once again taken a swipe at some prominent Nigerians including Senator Florence Ita-Giwa, Linda Ikeji, Ay Makun, Monalisa Chinda, Agbani Darego and American singer Kelly Rowland. Its an interesting and funny read. Read below:



Florence Ita-Giwa She looks very nice in this image considering that we are used to images  like the one directly below. Yes, this is so her age and for once the  make-up wasn`t so over the top. If I were her daughter, I would  nick that skirt off her. I believe a very edgy chic can work wonders with that skirt and she did alright with it herself considering her  limitations. She has definitely grinned her way into the winner’s corner without qualms. May we see more of this. Someone say AMEN nah, abi una no prefer her this way?

Whoever designed and sold this number needs to be named and shamed like our  former Aviation monster, oopsy, I meant minister,Stella Oduah. Well, I  don`t think anyone is shedding any tear for Madam Armoured Cars as she  must have stashed away enough to retire to Brazil this moment if she so  desires. I`m still gonna miss her make-up though,winks.

Kelly Rowland

I said before and I will avail myself of this opportunity to reiterate  that there seems to be a sign somewhere in J.F Kennedy that says  “Nigerians don`t appreciate authentic style so tone it down if you are  heading out there.” I don’t understand how these American singers  collect big dosh only to underwhelm when it comes to fashion. Her bob  hairstyle is whack and her I-just-woke-up-my-banger (forget  Bugatti, abeg) outfit didn`t quite cut it. Yes, I understand the need to  dress for comfort when you are traveling on a long plane journey but  there are ways of doing it in style and looking yummy. She  is a loser on this one but if she gave a very good account of herself on stage then she can be adjudged to have redeemed herself.

Linda Ikeji

Linda and her “designer”bags Linda still represents the picture of yesterday’s left over meal regardless  of whether her bags cost zillions of dollars or not and there could only be one reason for that which is a perpetual poverty of the mind.
I don`t know about you guys but nothing about Linda here suggests that she has  expended more than 50 quid on herself and I dare anyone including Linda  herself to prove me wrong.
You see, the Linda of today is  absolutely different from the humble Linda I used to know. The first  time I had a chat with Linda was after I read her blog and her exact  words were “Hi Emmy,fancy getting an email from u….. And u read my  blog?Yeeeeeeeeeee! lol”. It is apparent from her outbursts that this was a bubbly and humble lady who never took herself too seriously. Fast  forward a few years ahead and you get this lady who has circulated the  notion that all that matters is money,the mean lady who will cowardly  innovate lies against anyone who dares criticise her and then send her  gutter mouth sister to circulate same.
No doubt Linda has done  well for herself but if you asked me she hasn`t done well for the  society at the moment because readers who compromise of youths are being taught to accumulate money by all means necessary instead of being  educated on the need to work hard and persevere till success  arrives.Knowledge is power so Linda must yearn towards empowering her  readers rather than always telling them about who bought what car, who  wears the latest Rolex wristwatch or who built the biggest  house.
Sometimes the wristwatches ain`t even authentic, the cars don`t  exist and the houses belong to someone else, yet Linda will post the  stories without scrutiny and thereby making the young impressionable  youths and some not very smart section of her readership believe they  have been leading irrelevant and non-meaningful lives and thereby  indirectly encouraging them to go through any means necessary to amass  illegal wealth so that they can feature on Linda`s blog or perhaps wear a Rolex as well.
It is a shame that Linda doesn`t even realise how  much influence she could be if she chooses to. The question is does her  smartness extend to that level. We have become so cheap that once  someone expends money on us, he or she buys our silence forever.I  believe some very smart people would remind me of the amount to a tune  of a million naira which Linda doled out last Christmas.
Anyone that  comes up with that crap as an argument to put forward against my notion  that Linda doesn’t give back to society  is apparently not intelligent  enough to comprehend the angle I`m approaching. My answer to this group  of people would of course be a deafening silence. Please do  yourself a favour and don`t bring up the “you-hating-on-her” rubbish  because that will give you away as unwise,very impressionable and very  gullible.If you disagree with me then fair enough but argue for or  against the points I raised.

I prefer the old non-oppressive and humble Linda or was the Linda I used to know the fake Linda and this present one the real mccoy? hmmmmmmm, thinking.

Well,this came  about because Linda was posting bags again and talking the exact trash  her sister Laura came up with when she posted invoices which left me  with no option than to believe that Laura could have tweeted those  nonsensical stuff on her twitter page but it was Linda that initiated  and perhaps typed them all in. Looking at these images has totally convinced me that it there were ever an Mgbeke Inc. Linda will be the  national co-ordinator aka mgbeke in chief. Ok moving on.

“I have big boobs, so don’t blame me if my clothes dont cover my boobs”- Yvonne Jegede

       
              

Interviewer: You have a penchant for revealing some part of your body, may be your boobs. What happened today?

Yvonne: Well, it depends on the clothes. I have big boobs, so, if the clothes are not big enough to cover my boobs  you would  not blame me for that. I am not the person who made my clothes . I just put the clothes on. It depends on my mood. If I want to expose my back, I will do that. It goes with my mood.

Interviewer:  What does love mean to you?
Yvonne: I am a lover of love. I love to love. I love to be emotional. Love is something that I appreciate. Trust me, I’m a good lover. I love my fans, my folks, I love the people that matters to me. I love to have people around me.

Interviewer: Is it true that you dated 2face? 
Yvonne: I didn’t date 2face. I only featured in his “African Queen” video. I have never kissed him before.

Interviewer: What is an ideal man to you? 
Yvonne: I don’t even know what it is any more. But I think people at different ages have different perspective in respect of what an ideal man is. He should be more intelligent than myself. I need somebody I can learn from him. He should also be able to take care of himself. That’s an ideal man for me. He should not be ugly.

Interviewer: Which part of you body do you think is your  selling point?
Yvonne: I think it is my brain. Talking about the physical things that attracts men to me, it depends. Some people say, it’s my eyes, others prefer my lips and my boobs. So, I do not know. When I love into the mirror, I love everything about myself.

Interviewer: Are you not planning to get married? 
Yvonne: When the time comes, I will get married. I have never given it a thought. It’s not about thinking, it is about the right person coming my way.Many ladies have been thinking about settling down for years now, but Mr. right has not come their way.

Interviewer: You are saying that Mr. right has not come your way?
Yvonne: Let’s take it like that. I don’t even have any relationship right now.

Interviewer: Why is it that most actresses do not want to get married?
Yvonne: How do you mean? Do you think that a lady would decide to remain single. As a woman, she still needs a man.If you do not have a man in your life, it is so bad. She can never be a happy woman.

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King Wasiu Ayinde Marshall the 1st(KWAM1) three daughters set to wed in the same week

There is every reason for this veteran and The King of Fuji, King Wasiu Ayinde Marshall the 1st(KWAM1) to be happy. The happy father will be giving out three of his daughters in marriage next month, and will also be celebrating his 57th birthday the same week with his daughters Nikhai ceremonies.

The Nikhai will take place at his newly built mansion in Ijebu Ode, Ogun State. The celebration starts with his own birthday on Monday, March 3, 2014, and on the 4th of March, the following day; one of his daughters Hidayat will have her Nikhai ceremony. Aminat, another of his daughters will also have hers on the 6th of March, while Sekinat will have hers on the 9th of March all in the same week.

The week will be filled with a lot of merriment for the family. Congratulations to them

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Who should initiate sex –Man or woman?

The importance of sex in every marriage cannot be over-emphasised and it can also be said to be one of the pillars of marriage. However, sex is to be enjoyed by couples and parties should be free in expressing what they want from their spouses. Saturday PUNCH asks some people who they think should initiate sex.

I will, even before she asks

Judge Adewale

A man should. But, most men engage in extra marital affairs which could affect their commitment to their wives. If a man had met with his concubine outside, he might not be able to initiate sex when he’s at home because the whole thing might even be irritating to him. Ideally, the man should, but that does not stop the woman if she feels like, the only thing is that it should not be too often. It is also a problem if she asks and you don’t satisfy her, that could lead to infidelity. For me, three times a week is okay and she wouldn’t need to ask for it before I give it to her.

Anyone can initiate it

Tolulope Abimbola

Well, I believe if both the husband and wife are close, and they really talk together as friends, either of them can make the first move, depending on who is in the mood. I don’t think there is anything special about it. Since sex should be a mutual thing, if I feel like having it, I will tell my husband and he won’t cut off my head for that. As a matter of fact, I think in a marriage where only the husband asks, it is not going to work out. Both parties should open up to each other so as to avoid extra-marital affairs, especially in a case where one party’s urge is stronger than the other.

Men can’t help it

Ifeanyi Achilonu

A man should initiate sex most of the time. For me, when I drink, it facilitates my sexual urge and when I get home, I make the move, and that could be about three or four times in a week, it depends. She rarely initiates sex but if she does, even if I’m tired, I will still do it because if I don’t, that may be unfair, so I have to do it, for the sake of the marriage and love. But if it becomes too frequent, I will caution her. Also, men are moved by what they see, so a woman’s dressing is enough to lure a man, and that is another reason men do it more.

I won’t be satisfied if I initiate it

Folakemi Oke

I think any party can initiate it. I don’t think it is good for women to feel shy about asking for it. In my opinion, men have a stronger urge for sex than women, making it a ‘normal’ thing for the men to ask for it first. As for me, though, I can initiate it but I don’t usually do it. If I do, I will not be satisfied. I enjoy it better when my husband makes the move.

Anyboby can start it

Amoko Fred

In the olden days, it was a taboo for a woman to ask for sex, so, our culture made it look like a bad thing if a woman initiates sex. Ideally, anybody can initiate sex but I think men do it more. Also, men do a lot of things to sustain the family, hence, if the woman should make moves when the man is tired, he might not respond but that does not mean he should be rude. Some women also believe that men should start it and that if they do, men may look down on them. Even if my wife initiates it all the time, I will satisfy her, because if you don’t, anything can come in.

My husband should make the move

Deola Lawal

It is the man that should initiate sex. If he wants it, he should do it. My reason is that women have the ability to hide their sexual feelings for as long as they want. So the person (husband) that cannot hide his should make the first move. In fact, I believe every normal complete man should be the person to initiate sex in a marriage.

Her’s is to dress, mine is to start it

Chukwemeka Okeke

A woman should initiate it, specifically with her dressing. The wife is supposed to wear dresses that are appealing and that can easily seduce the man, failure to do that means a man has to make the move when he feels like. A woman is supposed to dress hot in the house because if she dresses ‘well’, an average man will be interested in sex at that moment. Her own is to dress, my own is to start it. By impressing the man with her looks and pleasant appearance, she’s started it silently. Even if she’s tired, her dress shouldn’t look tired. Most ladies are not romantic enough to initiate sex may–be because they feel men could see them as being promiscuous if they start it, but their dressing can tell us what they want.

It’s the man’s responsibility

Fola Oyatabo

The man should initiate it. After all, he is the one in charge of the home. Being the head of the family comes with responsibilities and this could be one of them. He must not be dull or slack when it also comes to sexual issues. Though sex is enjoyed by both parties, I believe it is the man’s responsibility to make the first move, then the wife would respond.

It’s not really ideal for a woman to do

Sunday Udeozor

Anybody can initiate sex. As a couple, it shouldn’t matter who starts it, there should be understanding between them so that if one starts it the other is also ready for action. The only issue is that if the woman initiates it too much, a man can easily see her as being an addict or that she has a problem which he may not like. So, it’s not really ideal for the woman to do, but it’s safe for a man. I also feel that wives should dress to seduce their husbands, and sex should not be more than thrice a week, so that there is enough time to recover. Even if we quarrel, I won’t let it extend to our sex life.

I’m shy to ask my husband for sex

Kemi Adigun

It should be the husband. If he doesn’t do it, the wife may think something is wrong with him. As a wife, I feel shy asking for sex from my husband. It is not because there is anything bad in it; it is because I believe somehow that it should be my husband’s job to tell me it is time. Or maybe it’s part of the cultural thing that has been inculcated into the mind of women like me.

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